What did people say when the baker went crazy?
She's off her Betty C-rocker.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the mime upset?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?