What did people say when the baker went crazy?
She's off her Betty C-rocker.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why are grandkids so great?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?