Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How do fleas travel?