What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where does laundry go to college?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does a dog say before eating?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do cows like to dance to?