What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do little fish love to play with?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?