What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and speak.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?