What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the politest month?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which band is always treated like royalty?