What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why do plants hate algebra?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How is cat food sold?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?