What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do novels go to have a good time?