What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?