What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What school subject really rocks?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do fish use for glasses?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?