Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
I broke my finger!
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?