Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How are mountains able to see?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?