Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do surfers go to school?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a table you can eat?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?