Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?