What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How does a witch play loud music?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?