What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What bird is losing its hair?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?