Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are books always so angry?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How can you make 7 even?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?