Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What time of day was Adam created?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?