Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?