What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is winter considered holy?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?