What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?