What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?