What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What reads and lives in an apple?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do fish do at parades?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?