What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What animal likes to party the most?
It's allergy season again?
Why do baseball players love bowling?