What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?