What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What kind of bird can write?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do bees chew?
How do fleas travel?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?