Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?