Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do math teachers love March?