Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a king's favorite weather?