Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
Why was the horse so happy?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What animal could Noah not trust?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?