What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
You can't deny the cookies.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What siblings are always sad?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What animal has the worst mood swings?