What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
You're a doll!
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What day is your mom always right?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?