What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
You're a doll!
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
