Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the politest month?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?