Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
I'm not a bad putter.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?