Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?