Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?