Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Souper-man.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a rabbit barber?