Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Souper-man.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?