What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the king of all school supplies?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?