What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?