What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How long will dinner be?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?