What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you arrest a pig?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?