What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?