What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What fish only swims at night?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?