What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?