What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What type of car do planets buy?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of music do planets like?
How does dinner smell?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?