Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?