Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?