Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call octopus twins?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What stories are told by basketball players?