What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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What do fish do at parades?
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What do little monsters call their mother?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
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What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?