What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?