What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What animal knows kung fu?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?