What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are frogs always happy?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?