Where do kangaroos like to eat?
IHOP® and hop and hop.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do polar bears vote?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?