Where do kangaroos like to eat?
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What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?