What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are cars magic?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?