What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do little fish love to play with?