What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?