What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How long do chickens work?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the bee sad?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who invented fractions?