How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is winter considered holy?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How long will dinner be?