How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?