How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?