Which football team has the coolest helmets?
The ones with the most fans!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
When do cows get tired?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?