Which football team has the coolest helmets?
The ones with the most fans!
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?