Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the pirate late for work?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?