Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?