Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the most adorable season?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?