Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What animal has the most fun?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?