Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do kittens know so much about church?