Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?