Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How does a penguin build its house?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?