How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?