How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?