Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where was Noah born?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?