Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
Where do horses reside?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's E.T. short for?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?