Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?