What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?