What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the cat go to medical school?