What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How long do chickens work?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?