What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?