What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How does a penguin build its house?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?