What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are winter days great?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?