What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?