What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?