What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?