Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What game do bats excel at?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?