Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call lending money to a bison?