Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What birds make average students?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How does a penguin build its house?