Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the most attractive fruit?