What game do mice love to play?
Hide and squeak.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the dog overweight?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?