What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a silly hill?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?