What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How did the toad die?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.