Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?