Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is the coolest country?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do books sleep?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is the biggest ant in the world?