Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?