What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you give a sick pig?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?