What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the frog starve?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do kittens go to school?