What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What was the first animal in space?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What are you studying in math?
What did one plate say to the other?