What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?