Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do naked fish play with?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?