Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
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What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?