Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?