Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where was Noah born?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?