What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?