What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How do frogs get to work?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What shape has a knighthood?