What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?