Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
