Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Why did the echo get detention?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is another term for the price of gas?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?