Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do little monsters call their mother?