Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?