Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What sport is always getting in trouble?