Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?