Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the scariest letter?