What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How long will dinner be?
What game do mice love to play?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do all the planets get along?