What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do automobiles fly?
How was the wedding?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What day of the week do chickens hide?