How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?