How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?