How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you eat on July 5th?