Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
The Rock.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's the loudest sport?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What table can you never sit at?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What goes up when the rain comes down?