What do little monsters call their mother?
Mummy!
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How did the tree get lost?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?