What do little monsters call their mother?
Mummy!
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a whale's favorite sport?