Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the sick chicken say?