Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did autumn say to summer?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?