Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the calf play in the school band?