What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's the opposite of irony?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?